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mercredi 23 décembre 2015

10 Easy Steps For Sex When You Travel

By Jonny Blair


Travel and sex go hand in hand and there are some easy ways to get laid on your travels. Whether it s a nude street encounter, a bit of casual fun or a relationship you're after, here's a few of my tips. Stay safe by wearing a condom (and this is written from a guy's point of view by the way)

1. Sleep in mixed dorms

So you want to meet a girl on your travels? The easiest way has to be to stay in mixed dorms. That way you're guaranteed to sleep in the same room as them, chat to them and tour the city together. After a curry and a few beers somewhere, the next natural move can often be a lot more than just room-mates.

Advice is - buy her a drink or 2, wear a condom and don't disturb your roommates!

2. Talk to the hostel staff.

The staff in the hostel are often too busy with their lives to have sex or even mingle with foreigners. Break the mould - talk to the female staff, ask them out, and give them a nice send off before you board a dodgy bus to another city...

My advice - go out the back of the hostel and get it on ;-)

3. Have a beer in a local bar.

Bars attract people that are sociable and outgoing. Local girls like a bit of variety, they'll want to meet foreigners and strangers. So prop up beside them, buy them a cocktail of their choice, listen to their life story and invite them back to the hostel for a 'nightcap'. Also chat away to the bar staff - I've done bar work countless times and know how it works. Staff shag each other, customers root the staff, one night stands etc.

What's my advice - talk to the local girls and buy them a drink but don't give too much information about yourself. And beware of 'working girls'.

4. Go on tours with fellow travellers!

On a group tour you will meet loads of people, I met this group on the Inca Trail!

Your fellow travellers are also often single and up for a bit of hanky panky. Go on tours with them. Whether it be a bus tour, a boat tour, a museum tour, going sky diving etc. You will bond well with them during the day. Exchange travel stories. By night you'll want to eat and drink together. By midnight you could be groping your first ever set of Taiwanese breasts!

My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****

5. Red Light Areas!!

In the case of "curiosity killed the cat" there is also the option of paying for a handjob, blowjob, sex and so on. Not my personal cup of tea, but I've met many travellers who are prone to it. This one is simple - find your local red light district, turn up, pick your girl and agree a price.

What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.

6. Party!

Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!

My advice - Party hard but don't get drunk!

7. Quit being picky or choosy!

Don't be picky or choosy - all people have a place on this planet and you might just find that girl from a different background or who wears a stupid pink hat could be the one for you. Variety is the spice of life!

Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!

8. Take your clothes off!

Not necessarily the best tip ever but you will raise some eyebrows and get a laugh for sure. There can't be many things funnier than waking up in a hostel room to watch someone bounce around naked! Let the girls see what you've got!

What's my advice - be free - strip off in hostels for the other sex!

9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.

When you travel with a girl and you know each other well - these things happen. You'll already have shared showers, buses, beds and tours. It's about time you became "friends with benefits".

This should really be number one, but if I put it at number one you wouldn't bother reading the rest. The easiest way to have sex when you travel is to bring your girlfriend, partner or wife! You're in love and that's all that matters. Love is the greatest thing we have. Number 10 is my favourite one by the way, having tried almost all of the others!

10. Take your girlfriend.

If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!

My advice - love her and see the world with her!




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